Daniel Craig keeps giving me pep talks. Being my muse, he's very conscientious that way. His hair is spiky and he's barely half-awake. But that doesn't stop Dan! Get your mug of Red Zinger, he says. Forget the left-over lasagna in the fridge. Take out your red Sharpie and repeat to yourself--the difference between good writing and bad? Revision, revision, revision.
Thank you, Mr. Muse, for that timely reminder. Today, I will wield my pen like a wordsmithing warrior. I'll cut and add until this damn thing shines.
I am the Revision-Ninja! (If I say this enough, will it be true?)
Good luck on those revisions, bloggers. How are they going?
holy hell he's so ridiculously attractive
ReplyDeleteGo, ninja friend! Gracefully defeat all the evil powers of bloat, confusion and whacked motivations where ever they rear their ugly, fanged heads!
ReplyDeleteDreamy eyes staring at you.... ahhhhhh! :O)
ReplyDeleteHappy revising! I am still in the first phase of just getting it all down. :)
ReplyDeleteQuestion: Can the revision ninja be put on loan? ;)
ReplyDeleteGood luck revising you wordsmithing samurai! I need plenty of luck myself!
Revision? It's driving me mad, day after day.. arghhhh!!!
ReplyDeleteGood luck on your revisions! You are a ninja! :) I'm just trying to get the first draft done :)
ReplyDeleteYay! Thank you! this is exactly what I needed today! I feel like I'm drowning in revisions.
ReplyDeleteRevisions are tough. Hang in there! At least you've got Dan to get you through them. :)
ReplyDeleteAs far as muses go, I'd say you took the cake on this one, you lucky thing.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with revisions. Not fun, but you'll get through it, and in the end, you'll have a shiny manuscript begging to be sold.
Revision-ninja! Love it.
ReplyDeleteThat is the best picture I've ever seen of Daniel Craig. What a muse!
He's so purdy. Love that picture. Yes. Yes, I do.
ReplyDeleteI've known D.C. was your muse. He's never done much for me, but I am reconsidering my position as I REALLY like that pic of him. I'm gonna grab a video and a bowl of popcorn and DC and I are gonna do a little bonding....
ReplyDeleteYou go Roxy. Revisions are slow going here. I'm still dwelling on my beginning--it's a long story. I will get there.
ReplyDeletegood luck!
I love Daniel Craig, and yes, he was my muse once too. :) Good luck on your revisions!
ReplyDeleteIf Daniel Craig says you're the Revision Ninja, who are we to argue?? Must be true! Have fun! :)
ReplyDeleteGood luck on the revisions! I'm getting mine done little by little. I wish they'd hurry up. =)
ReplyDeleteDANIEL IS BACK!!!!
ReplyDeleteHmm...my revisions just got a little better. :)
A revision ninja with a celebrity muse... you rock!
ReplyDeleteWhat a delectable muse you have . . . hope all is going well!
ReplyDeleteOh my god, I so need to be ninjaed into revision!
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That's some muse! I mean, how do you concentrate?
ReplyDeleteYummy nice choice of muse! My muse is the lead in my current WIP mmmmmmm he's very yummy too *grin*
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You had me at Daniel Craig! Regarding revisions, a day would feel odd without them. Pesky things. :-)
ReplyDeleteDamn, why isn't my muse that good looking!?
ReplyDeleteoofa! Look at those brooding eyes
ReplyDeleteI'm beyond writer's block - more like hiatus for me. My muse went away for the summer and still hasn't returned. :-(
ReplyDeleteOh roxy that Danny is a hard task muse master!!! But we love him!!! Good luck with your revisions!!
ReplyDeleteI think I'm slowly getting over the "I HATE REVISIONS, HATE THEM!" phase now! LOL!
Take care
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haha! I'm glad I'm not the only one with a male muse!
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